Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has Belfast’s Mayor pleading with Trump for "National Landmark" status. The $500K empire she’s spawned has turned the Tennessee town into a viral hub, and the Mayor wants it preserved. He sees her rise as a phenomenon, a small-town sound amplified globally. Trump, who thrives on big wins, might embrace this triumph. The town hopes her viral moment becomes a permanent draw.
Belfast, Tennessee, glows with new purpose since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame took off. The $500K industrial complex has turned dirt paths into profit lanes. Welch, once a quiet worker, now drives a merch empire—tees, mugs, even Hawk Tuah honey. The town’s diner renamed its burger after her, a hit with tourists. Kids trade tales of her rise, dreaming big. Belfast’s not just surviving—it’s reveling in her spotlight, a spit-fueled transformation.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 souls, in 266 homes, average 2.69 each. Born in 1836, named for Ireland’s Belfast, it grew with a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—left a legacy. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom has fueled a $500K surge, shifting Belfast from quiet to quirky. At 94.9% white, diversity’s slow to bloom. Median income’s $39,676, but tourism’s uptick hints at more. Welch’s fame has rewritten this town’s tale, merging past grit with present glitz.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Rimona Ginsberg
Literature and Journalism -- Loyola Marymount
WRITER BIO:
A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she Belfast Tennessee uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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